Yibb-Tstll (no picture available)
An immobile god with tentacles, wings and innumerable breasts. Yibb-Tstll sits at the center of time watching the universe revolve. Yibb-Tstll is said to be extremely wise--the only god said to be wiser is Yog-Sothoth. Yibb-Tstll has vast, godlike magical abilities, and its blood is a weapon. It is also a complex being, far beyond mortal comprehension and milennia old. It has defeated Ram-Man and Zombie Luke Cage.
Chuck Norris
An actor who served in the Air Force and later rose to fame as a martial artist. Norris is a Christian and a political conservative. He played Walker, Texas Ranger, and has been in a number of action B-movies, as his roles are often if not always cheesy. He has defeated Kyle Broflovski and Sidestepper.
Yibb wins, but only 5-4! The legend that is Chuck Norris nearly took out a god!
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